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šø Amazon stealing orders?
Shopify gets hijacked, BeReal stops pretending, and your tariffs cheat sheet.

Good morning, eComm legend.
So apparently, Amazon woke up and chose⦠generosity. Kind of. Sort of. Not really. They just launched a thing that lets people buy from your website, without leaving their app. Like a clingy ex who starts sending your mom birthday gifts. Itās called Buy for Me, and yes, itās just as confusing as it sounds. (You get the sale. They get the credit. You get the customer support emails. Everyone wins. Except you. But also you win. It's weird.)
This isnāt affiliate. This isnāt a collab. This is Amazon showing up uninvited to your party, handing people your product, and saying āDonāt worry, I got this.ā Itās like they broke into your store to help you make money, which is kind of sweet if it wasnāt also extremely unsettling. Weāre in new territory now: brace for passive-aggressive growth.
Letās dive in and get you growing.
In todayās agenda:
šø CTRL + Convert: Blumeās popup decoded
š Tariff TL;DR: Whatās hitting when
š¶ļø X-Ray of the Week: Blumeās $2.8M growth engine
𤄠BeReal said no ads. BeReal lied.
š„· Amazon just hijacked your Shopify checkout.


Blumeās Popup Decoded š

Why it converts:
š§± Popup Engine: Octane AI
š§ Psych Trick: Micro-commitment ā users feel invested after answering, making conversion more likely.
šÆ Segmentation Move: Each answer feeds personalized flows in Klaviyo for laser-targeted follow-ups.
š§¼ Tone of Voice: Soft, friendly copy (ānahā) keeps the brand relatable while guiding behavior.
š¦ Product Tie-In: Visuals of the product next to the offer create immediate relevance and desire.
š Data Hook: Every click is zero-party data, collected under the guise of a discount.
šø Discount Framing: āTake 20% offā feels like a command, not a maybe. It drives urgency.
š Quiz Funnel Start: This doubles as the top of a conversion quiz, not just a popup.
šØ Visual Clarity: Rounded CTA buttons and clean spacing make decision-making effortless.
š« Exit Copy: ānah, I donāt want the discountā = low-key shame, increasing opt-in pressure.
š„ Lead Magnet Layer: The discount isnāt just a gift. Itās an exchange for intent-rich info.
š Behavioral Loop: Once they click, users are primed to keep saying āyesā through the rest of the funnel.
š ļø Stackable Setup: Pairs seamlessly with Shopifyās backend for product bundling or upsells post-opt-in.
š§ Guided Discovery: Forces users to self-identify, which helps guide them to the right products without decision fatigue.
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Hard to follow? Here is your cheat sheet, ecommā legend:
April 5 ā 10% tariff goes brrrr
Blanket 10% tariff hits almost everything you import. Canada and Mexico are safe for now (USMCA perks). China is a bit higher than this, up to 145%.
Next 90 Days ā Tariff limbo mode
Country-specific rates (except China, Hong Kong, Russia, Belarus) are frozen. You have three months to figure out if youāre dumping your current suppliers or just pretending itās fine while doomscrolling Accio at midnight.
May 2 ā De minimis goes poof
No more duty-free under $800 from China or Hong Kong. Every tiny package now has big paperwork. Flat fee enters the chat: $25/item or 30% of value. RIP, casual drop-shipping.
June 1 ā Tariff jumpscare
Flat fee mutates into $150/item or 90% (whichever hurts more). At this point, your $5 hair clips are wearing a tux and asking to see the manager.
Soon⢠ā Electronics on deck
Phones, laptops, gadgets still chilling. But donāt get cozy, theyāre probably next. If you're selling chargers, hoverboards, or smart toasters, maybe start thinking āPlan Bā (aka not panic-googling ālocal warehousing near meā in July).
Ongoing ā You, adapting
New sourcing, new math, maybe new suppliers (ImportYeti, we see you). Your to-do list is now 70% customs, 20% coffee, 10% screaming internally.
Sources: passportglobal.com, modernretail.co, freightwaves.com, yahoo.com

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Blumeās $2.8M Growth Engine
š Platform: Shopify
āļø Email Marketing: Klaviyo
š¢ Ads: Meta Ads
š Popup: Octane AI
š¶ļø Influencer Marketing: Grin
š Referral Marketing: Social Snowball
š Popups: Wisepops
š° Upsell: Rebuy + Unlimited Bundles & Discounts
š§Ŗ Optimization: Lucky Labs
š Loyalty Program: Smile.io
āļø Reviews: Junip
š³ Subscription: Recharge
š Payment & Financing: Catch
š Multi-Vendor: Carro
š¦ Inventory: Back in Stock
š¬ Customer Service: Gorgias
š Customer Communications: Postscript
š Analytics: BlackCrow AI + Microsoft Clarity + Triple Whale + FullStory + Google Analytics
šµļøāāļø Fraud Prevention: Sliderule
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BeReal ads are real now: You wake up, pour coffee (forget to drink it), and boom: your BeReal goes off. You snap your crooked-bedhead dual cam and post it because thatās the game. But guess whoās also playing now? Brands.
The vibe shift is real: BeReal was the "no filter" kid on the block. Now it's letting brands crash the party, but quietly. Thereās no hyper-polished stuff, only dual-cam ads that blend in with real posts. Think less banner ad, more āoh, Leviās is here too.ā These arenāt flashy; theyāre stealthy. Leviās saw 5x the engagement here vs. anywhere else. Thatās not a typo. Users scroll, they see, they tap (mostly because it doesnāt scream āADā). So if you sell something that looks good in the wild (like a hoodie, candle, or oddly cute toaster), this is a surprisingly cozy fit.
How to sneak in: Ok, hereās the nitty gritty (aka: please screenshot this list and pretend you thought of it later):
Minimum requirements: The minimum ad spend right now is $10K, so unless you're feeling spicy or VC-backed, aim for organic plays first.
Keep it raw: Use an unfiltered, real-life photo of your product. No pro lighting, no thirst trap captions.
Target smart-ish: Zip-code targeting is rolling out, so think local drops or pop-ups.
Post at BeReal time: Be one of the first brands to actually be real when users get the daily ping. Timing matters more than āaesthetic.ā
Track engagement, not likes: This crowd doesnāt hit like, they click or dip. Watch that click rate.
No faking allowed: Thereās this thing called RealBrands accounts, and yes, you have to play by the rules. No scheduling, no edits, and yes, youāll have to respond to comments like youāre just some dude who happens to sell rings. Think of it like running a brand page in 2014, but now everyoneās in on the joke (and they will roast you if you slip).
Bottom line, no filter: BeReal ads arenāt a cash faucet yet, but they are a weird, promising alley for brands who get it. Youāre not here to shout. Youāre here to vibe. Get in, post something that looks like your cousin took it, and watch what happens. It might flop. It might hit. But at least it wonāt feel like youāre losing to someone selling socks with a minion face on them again (never forget).
Sources: bereal.com

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Amazon just soft-launched a feature that feels like it was built by someone who got tired of switching tabs mid-doomscroll. Itās called āBuy for Meā, and yes, it does exactly what it sounds like: buys stuff for your customer on your own site, without them ever leaving the Amazon app. If that made your stomach drop a little (same), letās talk about what this means for your ecommerce store before the algorithm eats your lunch.
Amazon stays sticky: Your customer can now search for your brand on Amazon, see your product listed not sold by Amazon, tap Buy for Me, and Amazonās AI (named Nova, which sounds like a Gen Z popstar) will go full Mission: Impossible. It will buy the product from your site, with their encrypted data, while the customer chills in the app. The order still goes through your checkout. You fulfill it. But the customer gets to feel like they never left Amazonās cozy little digital couch.
The catch-22 vibes: Thereās no commission (yet). Thatās the bait. You get more eyeballs without paying Jeff a cut. But customers now think your brand is an Amazon button. Which is fine, until they want to talk to someone about their order and come knocking like itās 2014 and you still used Yahoo Messenger for customer support (no shade, just trauma).
Control your chaos: Youāre still handling shipping, returns, and post-purchase āwhereās my orderā emails (the worst genre of email). So donāt list stuff with funky inventory. And donāt rely on Amazon to send updates, they donāt. Customers think theyāre buying on Amazon, but youāre the one who gets blamed if things go full chaos mode (aka December 22nd orders).
Listing remains murky: Right now, itās unclear how brands actually get added to the āBuy for Meā pool. Amazon hasnāt published criteria or onboarding steps (very secret menu energy). If youāre not seeing your stuff show up, youāre not alone. Weāre watching it closely and weāll report back when the process is clearer š«”.
Sources: amazon.com

* Executive Cheat Sheet
Zero-party data: Data that a customer intentionally and proactively shares with a brand, often through quizzes, forms, or popups.
Micro-commitment: A small action (like clicking or answering a question) that increases a userās likelihood of completing a bigger action later, like making a purchase.
De minimis: A legal threshold that allows low-value imports (usually under $800 in the U.S.) to enter duty-free without customs paperworkāuntil itās removed.
Conversion funnel: The step-by-step process a potential customer goes through, from first interaction to completing a purchase, often optimized to increase sales.